Other Goodies
“Down at the Café With Jack and Carol and Erich and Mary” by Christopher B. Jackson
A short story written by my best friend from college. I’ve always been glad that Chris has no ambition to pursue writing, because he makes me feel like a talentless pretender. (Posted in conjunction with the B-Masters Time Travel Roundtable.)
Jerome
Nothing says loving like psychedelic children’s literature.
Japanese Phone Cards
Come and enjoy the whopping 30MB gallery of disposable phone cards I collected in Japan from 1990 to 1992.
B-Fest 2003
I finally joined in the madness and got together with my ilk. All hail the ilk!
Fortune Cookies
Come on, they’re mystical pronouncements of the future! They’re not just crummy slips of paper to be thrown away. Really.
The 2002 April Fools page
It wowed them in Des Moines! It had them rolling in the aisles in Fresno! And even the Stomp Tokyo guys admitted it was pretty clever. (One of them did, anyway.) Of course, they’ve since redesigned their front page, so the joke is getting staler by the minute…
The TRUTH About Blockbuster
Love to take potshots at the corporate antichrist? Find out here where the REAL evil lies.
Gallery of the Living Dead
The largest extant gallery of posters and video covers for the original Night of the Living Dead. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
The Great Dinosaur Debate
Meet David Wozney, a man who is convinced that dinosaurs never existed (though he’s careful to couch it all in non-committal terms).
Dinosaur Debate 2
Three years after the first exchange, yet another irrational yahoo comes along to try and argue a case with nothing but bravado and boneheadedness in his corner.
