http://www.coldfusionvideo.com Sci-Fi, Horror, and General Whoopass Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:03:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Infamous crud writer/director Ulli Lommel demonstrates exactly why he's infamous by writing and directing this grade-Z crud.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/baseline-killer-2006/ The tale of one man so outstanding that it could only be told by... one man.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/eliot-ness-an-untouchable-life-2005/ A creepy family in an Italian castle confronts the outside world when the teenage daughter falls for a handsome film director. Also, because this is a Charles Band flick, there are killer dolls running around.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/skull-heads-2009/ Mario Bava gives us what's usually considered the first giallo film, encompassing all of the strengths and weaknesses the genre was to exhibit.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/blood-and-black-lace-1964/ A tale of cavemen, by cavemen, for cavemen. [Part of 10,000 B.S.]]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/conqueror-of-the-world-1983/ A black-clad killer slices up seemingly random people in Rome and blah-di-blah-di-blah-blah-blah. Is my enthusiasm showing?]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/watch-me-when-i-kill-1977/ A young would-be magician gets his hands on a for-real magic ring. Wackiness, as you might guess, ensues.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/johnny-mysto-boy-wizard-1997/ Dario Argento writes and directs one of the most iconic giallo films. Not bad for his first time directing.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bird-with-the-crystal-plumage-the-1970/ Ursula Andress goes into the Guinean jungle to search for her missing husband, and instead discovers pretty much the same cannibal tribe as was in Jungle Holocaust.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/mountain-of-the-cannibal-god-1978/ A golddigging femme fatale leaves a trail of men behind her, rich and poor, alive and dead.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/blonde-ice-1948/