http://www.coldfusionvideo.com Sci-Fi, Horror, and General Whoopass Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:03:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/johnny-mysto-boy-wizard-1997/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/johnny-mysto-boy-wizard-1997/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:44:10 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=4846 A young would-be magician gets his hands on a for-real magic ring. Wackiness, as you might guess, ensues.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/johnny-mysto-boy-wizard-1997/feed/ 5 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/werewolf-reborn-the-1998/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/werewolf-reborn-the-1998/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:22:45 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=4701 A fourteen-year-old girl is sent to stay with her uncle in Romania, who just happens to be a werewolf.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/werewolf-reborn-the-1998/feed/ 6 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/remote-1993/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/remote-1993/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:24:55 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=3390 Hey, don't say that this movie is a Home Alone ripoff! Why, that movie took place at Christmastime; this is in a more temperate season! It's a whole different concept!]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/remote-1993/feed/ 15 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/secret-kingdom-the-1997/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/secret-kingdom-the-1997/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 03:26:47 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=2101 Three kids left home alone discover a miniature kingdom nestled among the cleaning supplies under the kitchen sink. (I think someone's been sniffing those cleaners.)]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/secret-kingdom-the-1997/feed/ 0 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/midas-touch-the-1997/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/midas-touch-the-1997/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:56:10 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1835 A youngster receives the magical ability to turn anything he touches to gold, and finds out -- wonder of wonders! -- that it's as much a curse as it is a blessing.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/midas-touch-the-1997/feed/ 2 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/mysterious-museum-1999/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/mysterious-museum-1999/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 04:27:51 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1759 Since Original Crew Month is over, what should I review? How about another shot-in-Romania fantasy kidvid? That's the ticket!]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/mysterious-museum-1999/feed/ 9 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/x-treme-teens-2001/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/x-treme-teens-2001/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:19:29 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1440 For a movie about X-ray vision, there are precious few X-ray-vision-related hijinks. Because, you know, those are expensive.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/x-treme-teens-2001/feed/ 7 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/frankenstein-reborn-1998/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/frankenstein-reborn-1998/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:31:50 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1424 Charles Band's abortive "Filmonsters!" series tried to woo the Goosebumps demographic with tales of American teens thrown into classic (public domain) horror stories. This was the first. [Part of the B-Masters Cabal's "Alternative Living Dead" roundtable]]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/frankenstein-reborn-1998/feed/ 0 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/train-quest-2001/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/train-quest-2001/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:00:33 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1101 "Trains." "Model trains." "Magical model trains." Nope, still ain't feeling the excitement.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/train-quest-2001/feed/ 3 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/teen-sorcery-1999/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/teen-sorcery-1999/#comments Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:40:56 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1073 In a "New England" (cough, cough) high school, the head cheerleader is also the heir of amazing dark powers, which she uses to cause trouble 'n' stuff. Good thing that the other half of the magical amulet is possessed by the beatific virginal blonde!]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/teen-sorcery-1999/feed/ 0