Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary (1975) – Mary is a young artist who’s afflicted by a vampiric disease, needing blood to survive. Meanwhile, a blackclad killer is on her tail, and isn’t shy about offing people along the way. […]
Hearts and Armour (1983) – During the Crusades, a martial Christian woman falls in love with a Moorish knight, while a Moorish princess falls in love with a Christian crusader. It’s two, two, two pairs of star-crossed lovers for the price of one! […]
Ironheart (1992) – One can forgive director Robert Clouse if he went into Ironheart thinking that it was going to be anything other than a wormy turd the size of one of star Bolo Yeung’s pecs. […]
Virus (1996) – Brian “The Boz” Bosworth plays a former college football star turned Secret Service agent who gets infected with a lethal biowarfare germ and has to outwit the evil chemical company whose hitmen are after him! […]
The Keep (1983) – Nazis surround a strange castle in the Carpathians and try to unlock its mysteries with the aid of a coerced Jewish scholar. A famously disjointed and incomprehensible movie. […]
Elephant (2003) – Gus Van Sant’s takes an award winning, Steadicam-heavy, look at American high school shootings. All-American family fun, provided your family enjoys long tracking shots, Beethoven, and random acts of inexplicable violence. […]
Dream Girl (1977) – A typical Bollywood story of love, deception, gangsters, orphans, family, mistaken identities, giant wedding cakes, and the world’s worst prostitute – with a twist! […]
You Will Die At Midnight (1986) – Lamberto Bava gives us a late-period giallo about a young policeman whose philandering wife is murdered. Suspicion naturally falls on him, but the killings continue in the style of a serial killer who supposedly died eight years ago. […]
Space Cops: Mindblast by Diane Duane & Peter Morwood – Two Solar Patrol officers investigate drug running and the death of a comrade-in-arms on a space station. […]