http://www.coldfusionvideo.com Sci-Fi, Horror, and General Whoopass Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:08:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/sunshine-cleaning-2008/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/sunshine-cleaning-2008/#comments Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:34:38 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=4640 Two sisters start a crime scene cleanup company. Excuse me, "Wackiness ensues when..."]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/sunshine-cleaning-2008/feed/ 9 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/men-who-stare-at-goats-the-2009/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/men-who-stare-at-goats-the-2009/#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:14:10 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=4492 A journalist desperate for a big story gets sucked into the tale of a New-Agey military project to create "Jedi warriors."]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/men-who-stare-at-goats-the-2009/feed/ 28 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/monsters-marriage-and-murder-in-manchvegas-2009/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/monsters-marriage-and-murder-in-manchvegas-2009/#comments Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:02:14 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=2083 The makers of Freaky Farley (2007) return with another quirky tale set in a bizarre New England town. Does the Tourism Board know about this?]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/monsters-marriage-and-murder-in-manchvegas-2009/feed/ 4 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/gingerdead-man-2-2008/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/gingerdead-man-2-2008/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:58:09 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=2017 The sequel to one of the more ludicrous franchises surprisingly turns out a satisfying send-up of the whole Full Moon oeuvre.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/gingerdead-man-2-2008/feed/ 2 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/freaky-farley-2007/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/freaky-farley-2007/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:18:18 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1999 A misunderstood youth grows up to become the town weirdo, and, um, stuff happens. Sorta.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/freaky-farley-2007/feed/ 3 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/blood-shed-the-2006/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/blood-shed-the-2006/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:23:33 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1872 Does cannibalism lead to inbreeding, or does inbreeding lead to cannibalism? Oh well, as long as it's all in good fun...]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/blood-shed-the-2006/feed/ 2 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bucket-of-blood-a-1959/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bucket-of-blood-a-1959/#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 03:16:03 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1792
A Roger Corman classic, in a wholly non-ironic sense. Dick Miller is a wanna-be sculptor who possesses no talent for art, but plenty for accidental death. [Part of the B-Masters Cabal "These Kids Today..." Roundtable]]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bucket-of-blood-a-1959/feed/ 15 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/lady-magdalenes-2008/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/lady-magdalenes-2008/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:19:31 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1710 An IRS agent finds himself supervising a legal brothel gone into receivership -- owned by Nichelle Nichols. [part of Original Crew Month]]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/lady-magdalenes-2008/feed/ 13 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bikini-bloodbath-carwash-2008/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bikini-bloodbath-carwash-2008/#comments Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:05:03 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1473 If you saw the original Bikini Bloodbath, this sequel will seem very familiar to you.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bikini-bloodbath-carwash-2008/feed/ 4 http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bikini-bloodbath-2007/ http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bikini-bloodbath-2007/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:06:32 +0000 Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/?p=1406 A killer chef stalks a houseful of high school girls having a slumber party. I don't know how you could go wrong with a description like that, but somehow they did.]]> http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/bikini-bloodbath-2007/feed/ 23