Comments on: Capture of Bigfoot, The (1979)

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:31:01 +0000

[clap clap clap]

By: Patty the Bigfoot

Patty the Bigfoot — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:55:56 +0000

Hello, humans. Me Patty, only Bigfoot movie star. That much true. Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin great film directors, make Patty famous. Patty treasure memories of shooting film with cinematic geniuses.

Other things lies. Him not Jesus Christ, him Patty’s grandson, Batty. That how him know about Patty’s film career.

Batty want follow in grandma’s big footsteps. Him want to be star, but him only get work in B-movies, making fun of proud species. Him bring shame on family. Him disgrace to Sasquatch community, told “never darken cave again”.

All too much for poor Batty. Him go crazy, think him part man. Very sad. Him all ape, like other Bigfoot.

By: Mr. Rational

Mr. Rational — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 04:25:17 +0000

Hey, c’mon, Nathan. I wanna hear more. :)

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:34:40 +0000

Oh, dear lord.

And how, pray tell, did you come by this genetically-impossible ~~racist claptrap~~ “real truth?” (Note: Fever dreams don’t count.)

By: Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:29:20 +0000

Here is the real truth about Bigfoot.
Several thousand years ago there were thousands of slaves that ran off around the world and started their own countries. When these slaves ran off there was a large group of men and boys that took off and ended up in Africa. Some of them were giants as tall as 9 ft. or even taller. The giant named Goliath that David killed with his slingshot was 9 ft. tall.
Some of these men and boys went exploring to Borneo and caught female orangutans and took them to South America and had sex with them and eventually created the Indians. The men and boys that stayed in Africa caught female gorillas and had sex with them and eventually created the Africans. When scientists found the bones in Africa they thought we evolved naturally from a female chimpanzee.
But it wasn’t a natural evolution it was a man made evolution. That’s where Bigfoot and the Orangutan creatures come from. They are half man and half gorilla and half man and half orangutan. They use to call the Indians the red man. The orangutan has reddish hair. When those men bred out the hair the Indian’s skin remained red.
The gorilla has black hair and skin. When those men bred out the hair the African’s skin remained black. Some of the Indians and Africans are tall. And some of the Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures are tall. They are tall because some of the men that created them were tall. Bigfoot migrated up through Africa and came into the United States at the top of Africa when they were connected by land.
The Orangutan creatures migrated up through Central America and came into the United States like the Indians did later on. The first Europeans that saw the Africans said that some of the African women had genitals that resembled that of a gorilla. If you look at the nose of an African you will notice that it is wide like the gorilla’s nose.
The creature that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin filmed on October 20 1967 was half man and half gorilla. It was a female Bigfoot that they named Patty. Patty was not a man in a costume, she is not our missing link and she is not a figment of our imagination. Patty was a creature that was created by men that had sex with female gorillas and orangutans a long time ago.

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:05:16 +0000

My favorite part is this:

For all the skeptics out there, they were real men that had real sex with real female gorillas.

Well, golly — if that doesn’t convince the skeptics, I don’t know what will!

By: Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 01:23:39 +0000

The Patterson-Gimlin film of Bigfoot that was made in 1967 is real. The NASI said that the creature had both human and gorilla features. Bigfoot is a human-primate hybrid. Half man and half gorilla. A man made creature that was created several thousand years ago by men who were slaves that ran off and ended up in Africa. They used ropes to catch female gorillas and had sex with them. For all the skeptics out there, they were real men that had real sex with real female gorillas. And nobody was wearing a costume at the time.

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:57:02 +0000

“Rich,” sorry. Fixed.

And yes, if you could find people who enjoyed Creature From Black Lake, they would probably enjoy this one.

By: Felicity

Felicity — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:30:12 +0000

“The two men stop for the night to camp, all the while talking about how something was going to make them right [...]”

Prove them right, or make them rich?

I haven’t seen this movie, but based on your review, it sounds like a good movie for people who enjoyed Creature from Black Lake.

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:16:39 +0000

The Capture of Bigfoot isn't nearly as bad as Monster a Go Go sounds. For one thing, there's a plot.