Sci-Fi, Horror, and General Whoopass
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Femalien 2 (1998)

If you liked the original Femalien, well, here’s more of the same. But blonder. Part of The Month of 2.

666: The Beast (2007)

The Asylum comes back with a sequel to their Omen knockoff, 666: The Child. Who knew it would be so much trouble to convince the Antichrist to be evil? Part of The Month of 2.

Dark Corners (2006)

A young wife trying to get pregnant is haunted by dreams of a dead-end mortician’s assistant in a grimy, sleazy existence… who has dreams of a young wife trying to get pregnant. I’d like to say it all makes sense in the end, but…

Paid to Kill (1954)

paidtokill-d.jpgIt’s a Hammer film noir with some actual noir content! Also suspense, betrayal, and a huge company with a meaningless name!

Blood Oath (2006)

bloodoath-b.jpgSpam in search of a cabin.

Glass Tomb, The (1955)

glasstomb-c.jpgYou may have seen film noir before; you may have seen British film noir before; but have you ever seen British film noir that featured a “world champion starving man”? That’s what we’re here for: to broaden your horizons!

Shrieker (1997)

shrieker-d.jpgGood gravy, it’s another one — a Full Moon flick in which director Dave DeCoteau and Benjamin Carr place a half-dozen attractive and appropriately diverse young actors in a confined space with a supernatural menace which works by a set of arcane and legalistic rules. At least it’s not a frickin’ puppet this time.

Wings of Danger (1952)

wingsofdanger-e.jpgAnother post-war suspense thriller centering on an American ex-pat in Britain, this time working for a small cargo airline which might have a shadier side. “I am shocked — shocked! — to find that smuggling is going on in here!”