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Top 5 Clueless Lovecraft Protagonists.

Granted, sometimes it’s hard to tell whether it’s the protagonist or the reader (i.e., you) who’s been spoon-fed all of the blatant hints so that the “shocking” denouement can be seen from a mile away, but I think in these cases it’s specifically the story’s protagonist (usually the narrator) who’s as dumb as a [...]

Dead on Arrival by Stephen Marlowe

Make with the witty, and you could be winny!

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A Podcast from the After Movie Diner Walks Among Us

Having connived and blackmailed my way into become his “fount of all comic book knowledge and information” I sat down with Jon X of the After Movie Diner to discuss all six of the films that currently compose Earth 199,999 … Continue reading

Sugar, sugar…

Since I had to go to the doctor anyway to renew my prescriptions, I mentioned to him that I just felt tired all the time.  You know what comes next: blood test!  The nurse took four vials, some for in-house tests and some for labs they would send to.  One of the in-house tests [...]

Man’s Book, June 1963

Step right up and leave a caption!

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Trash Culture’s Doctor Who Reviews – The Ark (1966)

by Chad Denton Dodo frustrates Stephen by being clueless to an almost surreal degree, hopping out of the TARDIS without hesitation into a jungle and thinking she can just hop on a bus back to London. The Doctor actually agrees … Continue reading

Twisted Trails by W.C. Tuttle

Take aim at your Monday in the caption contest!

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YellowBrickRoad (2010)

And after a one-year hiatus, we’re back, hopefully for quite a while this time. A really good premise is both a blessing and a curse.  On the plus side, it can hook viewers and keep them interested through even the worst acting and the most turbulent suspension of disbelief.  Negatively, and maybe outweighing all those [...]

The Shadow, March 1, 1938

Tell Friday how much it means to you with a caption in the contest.

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Reheated Tweets for 05-04-2012 thru 05-10-2012


– Reheated Tweets for 04-27-2012 thru 05-03-2012 – http://t.co/vlNhAqoa 2012-05-04 Count Dracula's Great Love (El gran amor del Conde Dracula) (1972) http://t.co/DKAkPNZs #Horror 2012-05-04 listening to the score to 'Le Grand Blond avec une Chaussure Noire' by Vladimir Cosma http://t.co/UfhEWuVY 2012-05-04 listening to 'The Wings of Revelation II' by Janos Varga Project http://t.co/SDbzIqND [...]

Astounding Science Fiction, November 1949

The bounties of the past need your snark in the caption contest!

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Westworld (1973)

If you were alive on planet Earth in 1993, you probably found yourself face-to-face with the work of Michael Crichton. He was fifty-one by that point, and a multiple New York Times bestselling author with a shelf’s worth of fiction … Continue reading

Trash Culture’s Dr. Who Reviews – The Massacre of St. Bartholomew’s Eve (1966)

by Chad Denton The Doctor and Steven arrive in a place the Doctor quickly figures out is sixteenth century Paris. Right away the Doctor wants to try to meet Charles Preslin, a famous apothecary (sort of the early modern equivalent … Continue reading

Web Terror Stories, November 1963

Look the horror of Wednesday right in the eye and say, “I caption you!”

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I’ve been reading (Bits O’ String edition).

Here are several mini-reviews of books I’ve recently read and written Goodreads reviews for; most aren’t long enough to comprise a full post here, but in the aggregate, they’re dense enough to choke a horse.

The Year 1000: What Life Was Like at the Turn of the First Millennium by Robert Lacey, Danny Danziger — [...]

Run to Death by Patrick Quentin

Well, see, there’s this old pulp paperback cover. And you come up with a caption for it. That’s pretty much all there is to it.

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